Dear Musher

In regard to your request to keep squirrels and other small mammals out of your precious truck, I have bigger "fish" to fry in keeping the dogs safe from various and sundry creatures that lurk in the night.

While you might not realize it, I serve a valuable service to your homestead by keeping larger animals from squishing your dogs, and I'm also attempting to "earn my keep" by providing you with fresh meats. Unfortunately I haven't perfected my hunting skills yet, but I hope to demonstrate this soon and look forward to the look on your face when I drag a moose home.

regards

Bait